FBI quotes

We of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral^ genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.

-J(ohn) Edgar Hoover
Quoted in the NewYork Times, 6 Oct1980.

Thethreemost overratedthingsintheworldarethestate of Texas, the FBI, and hunting trophies.

-John F(itzgerald) Kennedy
Quoted in William Manchester The Death of a President (1967).