Media people should have long noses like an elephant to smell out politicians, mayors, prime ministers and businessmen. We need to know the reality, the good and the bad, not just the appearance.
A tiny sun and moon spin around them, on a complicated orbit to induce seasons, so probably nowhere else in the multiverse is it sometimes necessary for an Elephant to cock a leg to allow the sun to go past. Exactly why this should be may never be known. Possibly the Creator of the universe got bored with all the usual business of axial inclination, albedos and rotational velocities, and decided to have a bit of fun for once.terry pratchett
An Elephant can trumpet and shake the earth but not the self-possession of the ants who hold it.Alistair Cooke, Letter from America, 24 March 1968.
And so these men of Hindustan Disputed loud and long, Each in his own opinion Exceeding stiff and strong, Though each was partly in the right And all were in the wrong. So oft in theologic wars, The disputants, I ween, Rail on in utter ignorance Of what each other mean, And prate about an Elephant Not one of them has seen!john godfrey saxe
The archeologist-and-Elephant cartoon (created by Carrol Ellick and Richard Lange) was inspired by John Godfrey Saxe’s famous poem “the Blind Men and Elephant”. Saxe retold a parable from the Udana, a scripture of the Indian subcontinent. One anonymous translation of the original concludes with the Buddha dispensing an uplifting verse.Stephen H. Lekson, in Salado Archaeology of the Upper Gila, New Mexico
And the Elephant sings deep in the forest-maze About a star of deathless and painless peace But no astronomer can find where it is.1972 'Crow's Elephant Totem Song'.
One morning I shot an Elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I don't know.1930 Line delivered in Animal Crackers (screenplay by George Kaufman and Morrie Ryskind).
We all three got up on our Elephant which brought us hither. For my own part I found [it] very uneasy riding, being badly seated and not accustomed (he had such a shuffling, jogging justling pace), sitting hindermost on the ridge of his monstrous massy chine bones, and nothing at all under me (nor they neither) that I wished myselfonfoot and would havelet myselffall off butthat it was somewhat too high. In fine, we alighted off from his back into the upper galleries of the house and saved the labour going upstairs.Peter Mundy
God is really onlyanother artist. He invented the giraffe, the Elephant, and the cat. He has no real style. He just goes on trying other things.Quoted in F Gilot and C Lake Life with Picasso (1964), pt.1.
Living next to you is like sleeping with an Elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered the beast, one is affected by every twitch and grunt.1969 Of the US. Speech, National Press Club,Washington DC, 25 Mar. Quoted in Lawrence Martin The Presidents and the Prime Ministers (1982).
Use a sweet tongue, courtesy, and gentleness, and thou mayst manage to guide an Elephant with a hair.The Guilstan, Chapter III
They’ve heard about space but they still don’t believe in it. They haven’t been out here to see for themselves that there isn’t any giant Elephant under the earth, holding it up, and a giant tortoise holding up the Elephant. If I say “planet” and “spaceship” to them, they still think “horoscope” and “flying saucer”.fritz leiber
If everything must have a cause, then God must have a cause. If there can be anything without a cause, it may just as well be the world as God, so that there cannot be any validity in that argument. It is exactly of the same nature as the Hindu's view, that the world rested upon an Elephant and the Elephant rested upon a tortoise; and when they said, "How about the tortoise?" the Indian said, "Suppose we change the subject." The argument is really no better than that.bertrand russell
When you have got an Elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.Abraham Lincoln, quoted by Charles A. Dana, Recollections of the Civil War (1898), p. 274.