My proof that homosexuality is not a choice? A question for my straight male readers: Is there anything I could do or say or write that would convince you to willingly, happily, eagerly, anxiously, deliriously, lustfully put my dick in your mouth and leave it there until I had an orgasm? I rest my case.
Now why did you name your baby 'John'? EveryTom, Dick and Harry is named 'John'.
I'm gonna have to scrape off my Dick Trickle sticker.bill allred
Dave Barry:: Are you really Dick Armey?Dick Armey:: Yes, I am Dick Armey. And if there is a Dick army, Barney Frank would want to join up.dick armey
Ahab makes a great impression on his first appearance in Moby Dick... And if either by birth or by circumstance something pathological was at work deep in his nature, this did not detract from his dramatic character. For tragic greatness always derives from a morbid break with health, you can be sure of that.gudrun ensslin
Dick Van Dyke was older than me and I was playing his dad.lionel jeffries
What Franz Kafka was to the first half of the 20th century, Philip K. Dick is to the second half.art spiegelman
The story that Dick Feynman could open safes whose combinations had been forgotten by their owners is true.stanislaw ulam
The president is a liar. Dick Cheney, the chief architect of the Big Lie, is not only a liar, he is a thief.maxine waters
One of the things that [his old professors at Yale] said is that back in 1960 he was a guy who was looking for simple ideas about the world, most of them rooting back to the idea of the United States being able to do whatever it wants without any consequences. I don't think Dick Cheney has changed at all, but I do think we often see different faces of him when he believes it is politically convenient.dick cheney
How many times are we going let George Bush and Dick Cheney say, ’You guys don’t support the troops. You’re not patriotic,’ and let them push us around? We have to stand up to them.russ feingold
Reading Europe's press, it is really reassuring to see how warmly Europeans have embraced President Bush's formulation that an "axis of evil" threatens world peace. There's only one small problem. President Bush thinks the axis of evil is Iran, Iraq and North Korea, and the Europeans think it's Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney and Condi Rice.thomas l. friedman
The older you get, the humbler you get. I know I don't have that much to offer, and I know I've now read Moby Dick and Anna Karenina , and if I had read those books before I wrote The Hottest State , I don't think I'd have published it. I had the arrogance of the uneducated, which sometimes you need.ethan hawke
I'm way more American than George Bush and Dick Cheney.dave matthews
This may sound a little improper, but when the Vice President and I are alone it's Colin and Dick.colin powell
In brief, I don't stick to declare, Father Dick, So they call him for short, is a regular brick; A metaphor taken I have not the page aright From an ethical work by the Stagyrite.richard harris barham
Dick Stoype Was a dear friend and lover of the pipe. He used to say one pipe of Wishart's best Gave life a zest. To him 'twas meat and drink and physic, To see the friendly vapor Curl round his midnight taper, And the black fume Clothe all the room, In clouds as dark as sciences metaphysic.
...the Bush regime doesn't believe in funding education because if you fund education you will have a more educated populace. If you have a more educated populace, you will have critical thinking. If you have critical thinking, you cannot push this agenda that they have and you won't have as many people that are so willing to serve in the armed forces for Dick Cheney.
Many variants on this exist, notably “Great lovers are made, not born.” and “(Great) leaders are made, not born.” A variant on “One is not born wise, but becomes wise” from Seneca On Anger 2.10.6; see: Christian and Pagan in the Roman Empire: the witness of Tertullian, by Tertullian, Robert Dick Sider, p. 38, footnote 79.
Hm. So God lied to me. That seems like a Dick move.
I feel that they have finally summoned the Dragon. Would be a real Dick move to die right now.
I said I'll suck your Dick, man. Come on now.
"I can't go on, I'm going to go do something less painful like stick my Dick in the oven."
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