Not that I don't think irreverent humor and someone being filthy is funny, I just do what I do. Any comedian would admit throwing an f-bomb in there would help get a reaction. ... I'm not on a Puritanical pursuit, but when I would curse in a joke, I believe I'm not done writing it.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.George Jean Nathan
He's basically the only comedian on telly at the moment and the rest of us are all jealous.Howard Read
"And what is the reaction of the British politcal class? Well the Lib Dems, still think that the Euro is a success! I don't quiet think where Cleggy gets this from, I don't know. Prehaps he is cosidering an alternative career, as a stand up comedian, once he's out of politics."nigel farage
There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.barry humphries
When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now, are they?bob monkhouse
It seems that a lot of people, who haven’t known of me as a pianist, think I’ve just started off as a comedian. And so for them the piano was something extra. But, of course, playing the piano was something that came before all of what’s happened now.dudley moore
A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.will rogers
There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I don't even have to exaggerate.will rogers
As Linda drifted in and out of consciousness, her fellow comedian Mark Steel noticed Joan Collins on the television. “I was on a chat show with Joan Collins,” he told fellow comedian Andy Hamilton. “How old is she?” Hamilton asked. “I think she must be close to 75,” replied Steel. From beneath the pile of bedclothes a little voice piped up: “How much is that in human years?”linda smith
My theory of technique, if I have one, is very far from original; nor is it complicated. I can express it in fifteen words, by quoting The Eternal Question And Immortal Answer of burlesk, viz. "Would you hit a woman with a child? No, I'd hit her with a brick." Like the burlesk comedian, I am abnormally fond of that precision which creates movement.e. e. cummings
There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.roger ebert
A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door he's the person who opens a door funny.chuck jones
So I watched the Pink Panther last night, and so I'm trying desperately to be funny, and then it's just not working out so good... I wonder if maybe I could've been a comedian or something like that, or maybe I could've been a doctor, then I wouldn't have to make anyone laugh.dave matthews
A comedian the other day noted the effect Britney Spears has had on the attire of young girls: "I went into a Chucky Cheese the other day, and I looked around and thought I was in a whore house for midgets. Take-Two's Paul Eibeler would approve, but normal people do not.jack thompson
Creator. A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Creator A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
[Ernest: Try my sock drawer. I bought some of those comedian stamps.] Perfect for you, Ernie.
STICK IT UP YOUR JUNTA - On going to war with Argentina FREDDIE STARR ATE MY HAMSTER - Allegations about comedian Freddie Starr
Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
I always wanted to be a comedian and actor, [...] I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.bo burnham
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