census quotes

I am becoming like the Irish Census, broken down by Age, Sex, and Religion.

- Sean Seamas Criostoir MacRe  amoinn
  Chairing a lecture on Parnell, Merriman Summer School.

A census taker once tried to test me, I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

-Ted Tally
  Anthony Hopkins as Dr Hannibal Lecter ('Hannibal the Cannibal') in The Silence of the Lambs.