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  • Massermann, the cat man, Makes cats neurotic. 1899 Are cats and humans Similarly symptotic?

    -Anonymous
      Popular jingle. Dr  Jules Massermann conducted some bizarre, behavioural experiments into animal neurosis.

  • Cruel, but composed and bland, Dumb, inscrutable and grand, SoTiberius might have sat, Had Tiberius been a cat.

    - Matthew Arnold
      Poems: Second Series,'Poor Matthias', l.40^3.

  • Serves you right, you horrid brat For what you did to that poor cat.

    - Ludwig Bemelmans
      Madeline and the Bad Hat.

  • A greyhound should be heeded lyke a snake, And neckyd lyke a drake, Backed lyke a bream, Footed lyke a catte, Taylled lyke a ratte.

    - DameJuliana or Juliana Barnes   fl.14c Berners
      Treatyse perteynynge to Hawkynge, Huntynge, Fyshynge, and Coote Armiris.

  • A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

    - Charles Robert Darwin
    Quoted in  John D Barrow Pie in the Sky, Counting, Thinking and Being (1992).

  • It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.

    -Deng Xiaoping
      Speech at CommunistYouth League conference,  Jul.

  • Mrs Crupp had indignantlyassured him that there wasn't room to swing a cat there; but, as Mr Dick justly observed to me† 'You know,Trotwood, I don't want to swing a cat. I never do swing a cat. Therefore, what does that signify to me!'

    - CharlesJohn Huffam Dickens
    ^50  David Copperfield, ch.35.

  •    At first you may think I'm as mad as a hatter When I tell you a cat must have.

    -T(homas) S(tearns) Eliot
    THREE DIFFERENT NAMES1939  Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats,'The Naming of Cats'.

  • When you notice a cat in profound meditation The reason, I tell you, is always the same: His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name: His ineffable effable Effanineffable Deep and inscrutable singular name.

    -T(homas) S(tearns) Eliot
      Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats,'The Naming of Cats'.

  •   Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity, There never was a Cat of such deceitfulness and suavity. He always has an alibi, and one or two to spare: At whatever timethe deed took place!

    -T(homas) S(tearns) Eliot
    MACAVITY WASN'T THERE1939  Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats,'Macavity: The Mystery Cat'.

  • Avery unique cat†a French Canadian Hinayana Buddhist Beat Catholic savant.

    - Allen Ginsberg
      Of  Jack Kerouac. This Fabulous Century1950^1960.

  • Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat.

    - Robert von Ranke Graves
      On writing novels to support his love of writing poetry. In the NewYork Times,13  Jul.

  • What female heart can gold despise? What cat's averse to fish?

    -Thomas Gray
      Ode on the Death of a Favourite Cat, Drowned in a Tub of Gold Fishes, l.23^4.

  • But the wildest of all the wild animals was the Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him.

    - (Joseph) Rudyard Kipling
      Just So Stories,'The Cat That  Walked By Himself'.

  • If the wild bowler thinks he bowls Or if the batsman thinks he's bowled, They know not, poor misguided souls, They too shall perish unconsoled. I am the batsman and the bat, I am the bowler and the ball, The umpire, the pavilion cat, The roller, pitch, and stumps and all. See Emerson 313:39.

    - Andrew Lang
    'Brahma'. Quoted by Alan Richardson in a letter to The Times, 18 May,1963.

  • 'Thoughwehaddeykilledthecat, yat sholdethere come another To cracchen us ans al oure kynde, though we cropen under benches.'

    -William Langland
    c.1377   The wise mouse advises against belling the cat. Piers Plowman (B text), prologue, l.185^6. (cracchen = scratch, cropen = crept)

  • He has gone to fish, for his Aunt Jobiska's Runcible Cat with crimson whiskers!

    - Edward Lear
    NonsenseSongs, Stories, Botany and  Alphabets,'The Pobble Who Has No Toes'.

  • Then, beneath the nine-tailed cat Shall they who use it writhe, sir; And curates lean, and rectors fat, Shall dig the ground they tithe, sir. Down with your Bayleys, and your Bests, Your Giffords, and your Gurneys; We'll clear the island of the pests, Which mortals name attorneys.

    -1st Baron
      'A Radical War Song', stanza 8. The names are those of lawyers and judges who figured in the trial of the Cato Street conspirators.

  • A colossal bore† I feel I could write something like it tomorrow, if my cat inspired me by walking over the piano. See Gounod 365:26.

    - Prosper Me  rime  e
    Of  Wagner's opera Tannha«  user, after the disastrous premi e' re of its revised version at the Paris Ope  ra,13 Mar. Quoted in  Joanna Richardson La Vie Parisienne (1971), p.262.

  • When the tea is brought at five o'clock, And all the neat curtains are drawn with care, The little black cat with bright green eyes Is suddenly purring there.

    - Harold Edward Monro
      'Milk for the Cat'.

  • Quand je me jou  e« a'   ma chatte, qui s c° ait si elle passe son temps de moy plus que je ne fay d'elle? When I play with my cat, who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me?

    - Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
      Essais, bk.2, ch.12 (translated by Charles Cotton).

  • The trouble with a kitten is THAT Eventually it becomes a CAT.

    - (Frederic) Ogden Nash
      The Face Is Familiar,'The Kitten'.

  •    God is really onlyanother artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style. He just goes on trying other things.

    - Pablo Ruiz y Picasso
    Quoted in F Gilot and C Lake Life with Picasso (1964), pt.1.

  •    But thousands die, without or this or that, Die, and endow a college, or a cat.

    - Alexander Pope
      Epistles to Several Persons,'To Lord Bathurst', l.95^6.

  • Joy shivers in the corner where she knits And Conscience always has the rocking-chair, Cheerful as when she tortured into fits The first cat that was ever killed by Care.

    - Edwin Arlington Robinson
      Dionysus in Doubt,'New England'. distribution  based  on  the  work  of  Keynes.  Her  works  include The  Economics  of  Imperfect  Competition  (1933)  and  Economic Heresies (1971).

  • The fog comes on little cat feet. It sits looking over harbor and city on silent haunches and then moves on.

    - Carl Sandburg
      Chicago Poems,'Fog'.

  • I would like to be there, were it but to see how the cat Scottish Metrical Psalms jumps.Oneknowsnothingoftheworld,if youareabsent from it so long as I have been.

    - Sir Walter Scott
      Journal,7 Oct, expressing frustration and wonder at the machinations of London bureaucracy which prevented him accessing government papers for his Life of Napoleon.

  •    We looked! Then we saw him step in on the mat! We looked! And we saw him! The Cat in the Hat!

    - Dr pseudonym of  Theodor Seuss Geisel Seuss
      The Cat in the Hat.

  • For I will consider my cat Jeoffry. For he is the servant of the Living God dulyand daily serving him. For at the first glance of the glory of God in the East he worships in his way.

    - Christopher Smart
    ^63  Of his cat Jeoffry. JubilateAgno, fragment B, l.695^7. (First published1939.)

  •    Oh I am a cat that likes to Gallop about doing good.

    - Stevie (Florence Margaret) Smith
      Scorpion,'The Galloping Cat'.

  • I am pent up in frowzy lodgings, where there isnot room enough to swing a cat.

    -Tobias George Smollett
      Letter from Matthew Bramble, 8 Jun, Humphrey Clinker, vol.1.

  • I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies.

    -Tennyson
      Idylls of the King,'The Holy Grail', l.862^4.

  • Even stroking a cat may be regarded by strict Presbyterians as a carnal sin.

    - David Thomson
      Nairn in Darkness and Light.

  • I reckon you're a kind of singed cat, as the saying isbetter'n you look.

    - Mark pseudonym of  Samuel Langhorne Clemens Twain
      Aunt Polly toTom.TheAdventures of Tom Sawyer, ch.1.

  •    To be, or not to be; that is the bare bodkin That makes calamity of so long life; For who would fardels bear, till Birnam Wood do come to Dunsinane, But that the fear of something after death Murders the innocent sleep, Great nature's second course, And makes us rather sling the arrows of outrageous fortune Than fly to others that we know not of. There's the respect must give us pause: Wake Duncan with thy knocking! I would thou couldst; For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,

    - Mark pseudonym of  Samuel Langhorne Clemens Twain

  • What is the victory of a cat on a hot tin roof?I wish I knew† Just staying on it, I guess, for as long as she can.

    -TennesseeThomas Lanier Williams
      Maggie. Cat on a HotTin Roof, act1.

  • 'Alf Todd,'said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery,'has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle.'

    -Plum
      Ukridge, ch.5.

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