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  •    We British are an aggressive nation.We seem to have become more violent this last decade: look how we drive fast and furious, with fists clenched; listen, at the stadiums, how the crowds shout,'Kick his fuckin' head in,'or to the sirens of police cars and ambulances in the shoddy streets of Brixton or Liverpool.

    - Dannie Abse
      Journals from the Ant-Heap,'Appendix1:  Authors Take Sides'.

  • The Knight in the triumph of his heart made several 6 reflections on thegreatness of the British Nation; as, that one Englishman could beat three Frenchmen; that we could never be in danger of Popery so long as we took care of our fleet; that theThames was thenoblest river in Europe; that London Bridge was a greater piece of work than any of the Seven Wonders of the World; with many other honest prejudices which naturally cleave to the heart of a true Englishman.

    -Joseph Addison
      In The Spectator, no.383, 20 May.

  • The British'Sphere of Influence'the cricket ball.

    -Anonymous
    Mr Punch's Book of Sport.

  • The Frenchwant to attack, the Americans want to bomb, and the British want to have another meeting.

    -Anonymous
      US diplomat commenting on the war in Bosnia. Quoted by William Safire in the NewYork Times, 27  Jul.

  • British music is in a state of perpetual promise. It might almost be said to be one long promissory note.

    - SirThomas Beecham
    Quoted in Harold  Atkins and  Archie Newman Beecham Stories (1978).

  • The British have long had a taste for bad books, but they like them well written.

    - Malcolm Stanley Bradbury
      In the Observer, 25 Oct.

  • Conversation is never easy for the British, who are never keen to express themselves to strangers or, for that matter, anyone, even themselves.

    - Malcolm Stanley Bradbury
      Rates of Exchange, pt.5, ch.3.

  • Well,British Public, ye who like me not, (God love you!)

    - Robert Browning
    ^9  The Ring and the Book, bk.1, l.410

  • It sometimes occurs to me that the British have more heritage than isgood for them.

    - Bill Bryson
      Notes from a Small Island.

  • I found myself growing increasingly irritated with the notion of a British novel, which was really an irritation with the word British, a grey, unsatisfactory, bad- weather kind of word, a piece of linguistic compromise.

    - Bill (William Holmes) Buford
      Editorial, Granta, no.43.

  • The people Hitler never understood, and whose actions continued to exasperate him to the end of his life, were the British.

    - A(rthur) H(enry) Reginald Buller
      Hitler:  A Study in Tyranny.

  • Would a special relationship between the United States and the British Commonwealth be inconsistent with our overriding loyalty to the world organization?

    - Lord Randolph Henry Spencer Churchill
      Speech at Fulton, Missouri, Mar.

  • The majority of the British public have no regard or no respect for what me and my peers doto the point where theyactually laugh at a disaster like a fire.

    -Tracey Emin
       After some of her work (and the work of other contemporary artists) was destroyed in a fire in London. Quoted in The Scotsman, 31 May.

  • No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute.

    - Noel Gallagher
      In the NewYork Times,14  Jan.

  • Why are you telling me this? The British won't fight.

    - Leopoldo Fortunato Galtieri
      Responding to a warning from US Secretary of State Alexander Haig about the consequence of the invasion.

  • The British Empire has advanced to a new conception of autonomyand freedom, to the idea of a system of British nations, each freely ordering its own individual life, but bound together in unity byallegiance to one Crown, and co-operating in all that concerns the common weal.

    -GeorgeVI
      Opening, as Duke ofYork, the first  Australian Parliament to assemble in Canberra, 9 May.

  • Most British statesmen have either drunk too much or womanised too much. I never fell into the second category.

    - George (Alfred) Brown, Baron George-Brown
      In the Observer, Nov.

  • If the British public falls for this, I say that it will be stark, staring bonkers.

    - Quintin (McGarel) Hogg, 2nd Viscount Hailsham
      Press conference on the Labour electionmanifesto,12 Oct.

  •   Need I go on? I hate to bite Hands that led me to the limelight In the Penguin book, I regret The awkwardness. But British, no, the name's not right. Yours truly, Seamus.

    - SeamusJustin Heaney
      'An Open Letter to Blake and  Andrew, Editors, Contemporary British Verse, Penguin Books, Middlesex'. Heaney was complaining at his inclusion in the book edited by Blake Morrison and  Andrew Motion on the grounds of his Irish nationality.

  • It is very uncivilised to invade British territory.You are here illegally.

    - Sir Rex Hunt
       Attributed remark to an  Argentinian general. Quoted in Life,  Jan1983.

  • The Dutch may havetheir Holland, the Spaniard have his Spain, TheYankee to the south of us must south of us remain; For not a man dare lift a hand against the men who brag That they were born in Canada beneath the British flag.

    - Pauline Johnson
      'Canadian Born', collected in Flint and Feather (1912).

  • By the old Moulmein Pagoda, lookin'eastward to the sea, There's a Burma girl a-settin', and I know she thinks o' me; For thewind isinthepalmtrees, an'thetemplebellsthey say: 'Come you back, you British soldier'; come you back to Mandalay!'

    - (Joseph) Rudyard Kipling
      'Mandalay'.

  • So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in the Soudan; You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man; An''ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, with your 'ayrick 'ead of 'air You big black boundin' beggarfor you broke a British square!

    - (Joseph) Rudyard Kipling
      'Fuzzy- Wuzzy'.

  • Dress British, look Irish, think Yiddish.

    - Murray Koffler
    His formula for success, quoted in Frank Rasky  Just a Simple Pharmacist:  The Story of Murray Koffler, Builder of the Shoppers Drug Mart Empire (1988).

  • I can imagine no length of resistance to which Ulster can go in which I should not be prepared to support them, and in which, in my belief, they would not be supported by the overwhelming majority of the British people.

    - (Andrew) Bonar Law
      During the Irish Home Rule crisis, 27  Jul.

  • The British, he thought, must be gluttons for satire: even the weather forecast seemed to be some kind of spoof, predicting every possible combination of weather for the next twenty-four hours without actually committing itself to anything specific.

    - David John Lodge
      Changing Places, ch.2.

  •    Hail Cricket! glorious, manly, British game! First of all Sports! be first alike in fame!

    -James pseudonym of  James Dance Love
      'Cricket:  An Heroic Poem'.

  • We know of no spectacle so ridiculous as the British public in one of its periodical fits of morality.

    -1st Baron
      In the Edinburgh Review.

  • I was determined that no British government should be brought down by the action of two tarts.

    -Stockton
      On the Profumo scandal, referring specifically to Christine Keeler and Mandy Rice-Davies,  Jul.

  • 'Do not shoot,' it shouted.'I am a B-b-british object!'

    - David Malouf
      Remembering Babylon, ch.1.

  • Dirty British coaster with a salt-caked smoke-stack, Butting through the Channel in the mad March days.

    -John Edward Masefield
      'Cargoes'.

  • A fleet of British ships of war are the best negotiators in Europe.

    - Horatio,Viscount Nelson Nelson
    Letter to Lady Hamilton, Mar, before the Battle of Copenhagen.

  • There are two ways to teach mathematics.One is to take real pains toward creating understandingvisual aids, that sort of thing. The other is the old British style of teaching until you're blue in the face.

    -James R Newman
      Quoted in the NewYork Times, 30 Sep.

  • There will be a quick rash of hairy American filth, but it shouldn't threaten the existence of decent, serious British filth.

    -John Osborne
      On the opening of the US musical Hair, in Time magazine.

  • If a British guy saw someone at the wheel of a Rolls- Royce, he'd say 'come the revolution and we'll take that away from you, mate', where the American would say 'one day I'll have one of those, when I have worked hard enough'. It's unfortunate we Australians inherited the British mentality.

    - Kerry Packer
      In The Guardian,1 Sep. US Republican Senator and lawyer. He was Senator for Oregon from1969 until his resignation in1995.

  •    I would rather be British than just.

    - Ian Paisley
    In the SundayTimes,12 Dec.

  •    I will walk on no grave of Ulster's honoured dead to do a deal with the IRA or the British government.

    - Ian Paisley
      Speech at the annual conference of the Democratic Unionist Party. In The IrishTimes,'ThisWeekThey Said', 6 Dec.

  • I therefore fearlessly challenge the verdict which this house†is to give on the question now brought before it†whether, as the Roman, in days of old, held himself free from indignity, when he could say Civis Romanus sum; so also a British subject, in whatever land he may be, shall feel confident that the watchful eye and the strong arm of England will protect him against injustice and wrong.

    - HenryJohnTemple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston
      From his four-and-a-half hour Don Pacifico speech, Jun. Don Pacifico was a PortugueseJew resident in Athens, born in Gibraltar and therefore a British subject. In support of his claims for compensation from the Greek government for damage done to his property by a mob, Palmerston sent the British fleet to blockade Piraeus and brought the two countries to the brink of war.

  • A British officer to be called Resident who shall be accredited to his Court and whoseadvice must be asked and acted upon on all questions other than those touching Malay religion and custom.

    -Treaty of Pangkor
      Treaty, Nov.

  • At last America is in my view; a dreary waste of white barren sand, and melancholy, nodding pines. In the course of many miles, no cheerful cottage has blest my eyes. All seems dreary, savage and desert; and was it for this such sums of money, such streams of British blood have been lavished away? Oh, thou dear land, how dearly hast thou purchased this habitation for bears and wolves. Dearly has it been purchased, and at a price far dearer still it will be kept. My heart dies within me, while I view it.

    -Janet   b.c.1730 Schaw
    c.1776  On her first sight of the country around Cape Fear. Journal of a Lady of Quality; BeingtheNarrative of aJourney from Scotland to theWest Indies, North Carolina, and Portugal, in the years1774 to1776.

  • The military struggle may frankly be regarded for what it actually was, namely a war for independence, an armed attempt to impose the views of the revolutionists on the British government and large sections of the colonial populationat whatevercosttofreedomofopinionor the sanctity of life and property.

    - Arthur Meier Schlesinger
      'TheAmerican Revolution Reconsidered', in Political Science Quarterly, Mar.

  • Your friend the British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

    - George Bernard Shaw
      Gen Burgoyne to Major Swindon.The Devil's Disciple, act 3.

  • The British Bourgeosie Is not born And does not die, But, if it is ill, It has a frightened look in its eyes.

    - Sir (Francis) Osbert Sitwell
    At the House of Mrs Kinfoot.

  • [Margaret Thatcher] has turned the British bulldog into a Reagan poodle.

    - David Martin Scott Steel, Baron Steel
      In Time, 28 Apr.

  • To-day I find from my observations of the sun†that I am now camped in the centre of Australia. I have marked a tree and planted the British flag there. There is a high mount about two miles and a half to the north-north- east.Iwish it had been inthe centre; but on itto-morrow I will raise a cone of stones, and plant the flag there, and name it 'Central Mount Stuart'.

    -John McDouall Stuart
      Journalentry, 22 Apr. Onreaching the centre of Australia, at Small Gum Creek. Collected inW. Hardman (ed) Journals ofJohn McDou'all Stuart during theYears1858,1859,1860,1861and1862.

  • Gigantic daughter of the West, We drink to thee across the flood, We know thee most, we love thee best, For art thou not of British blood?

    -Tennyson
      'Hands all Round', stanza 4, l.37^40.

  • Gorgonised me from head to foot With a stony British stare.

    -Tennyson
      Maud, pt.1, sect.13, stanza 2, l.464^5.

  • No more distressing moment can ever face a British Government than that which requires it to come to a hard and fast and specific decision.

    - BarbaraW(ertheim) Tuchman
      The Guns of August, ch.9.

  • The Britishhad nowayof knowing it, butthe candles and the soap were made from the fat of rendered Jews and Gypsies and fairies and communists, and other enemies of the state. So it goes.

    - Kurt,Jr Vonnegut
      Slaughterhouse-Five, ch.5.

  • For generations the British bourgeoisie have spoken of themselves as gentlemen, and by that they have meant, among other things, a self-respecting scorn of irregular perquisites. It is the quality that distinguishes the gentleman from both the artist and the aristocrat.

    - Evelyn Arthur StJohn Waugh
      Decline and Fall, pt.1, ch.6.

  • The story of Colonel Chapman's adventures is typical of the British way of war, and therefore begins with a complete lack of preparation.

    - Archibald Percival, 1st Earl Wavell
      Quoted in foreword to F Spencer ChapmanTheJungle is Neutral (1950).

  • How anyone can fear that the British electorate, whatever mistakesitcanmake or maycondone, canever go too far or too fast is incomprehensible† The Labour Party, when in due course it comes to be entrusted with power, will naturally not want to do everything at once. Once we facethenecessityof putting our principles into execution from one end of the kingdom to the other, the inevitabilityof gradualness cannot failtobe appreciated.

    - SidneyJames Webb
      Labour Party Conference, 26 Jun.

  • The British are coming.

    - Colin Welland
      At theAcademyAward ceremony in Los Angeles, 29 Mar.

  • The British Civil Service†is a beautifully designed and effective braking mechanism.

    -Baroness
      Speech at the Royal Institute of Public Administration, 11 Feb.

  • A rather bitter Britishmusicianonceremarked sourly toa friend of mine: 'Oh, all she knows about music she learned in bed with musicians.' To that, I can only add, what better place to learn?

    -Val(erie) Wilmer
      Mama SaidThere'd Be Days LikeThis, ch.3.

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