bladder quotes

And nowe in the winter, when men kill the fat swine They get the bladder and blow it great and thin, With many beans and peason put within: It ratleth, soundeth, and shineth clere and fayre While it is throwen and caste up in the ayre, Each one contendeth and hath a great delite With foote and with hands the bladder for to smite; If it fall to grounde, they lifte it up agayne, But this waye to labour they count in no payne.

-Anonymous
Medieval verse, one of the earliest descriptions of football in England.

I challenge all the men alive To say they e'er were gladder, Than boys all striving, Who should kick most wind out of the bladder.

-Anonymous
  Charterhouse public school song, celebrating football.

My pappy told me never to bet my bladder against a brewery or get into an argument with people who buy ink by the barrel.

- (Joseph) Lane Kirkland
Quoted in David Olive Business Babble (1993).