bathroom quotes

As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and with no explanation if he can help it.

- Ronald George Blythe
  The Age of Illusion, ch.12.

There won't be any revolution in America† The people are all too clean.Theyspend all their time changing their shorts and washing themselves.You can't feel fierce and revolutionary in a bathroom.

- Eric Robert Linklater
  Isadore.  Juan in  America, bk.5, pt.3.