Several children present me with scraps of paper for autographs: obviously don't know who I am and don't care. I sign "Jackie Collins" and they go away quite content.
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found, I've got a little listI've got a little list Of society offenders who might well be underground, And whonever would be missed whonever would be missed! There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs.Sir W(illiam) S(chwenck) Gilbert
He's always signing autographs, and I think he enjoys it more than the fans dojerome bettis
"It isn't all about signing autographs and banging broads."
I'm in the fourth row, signing autographs at your show.eminem