I love you more than bears love honey,I love you more than Jews love money,I love you more than Asians are good at math.I love you even if it's not hip,I love you more than black guys don't tip,I love you like Puerto Ricans need baths.
I got jury duty … and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love chinks." And who doesn't?Sarah Silverman
I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse.Sarah Silverman
I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.Sarah Silverman
Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and then the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people that believe it was the blacks.Sarah Silverman
I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls "the real way".Sarah Silverman
This song brings me back … I was brutally raped to this song.Sarah Silverman