British humorous weekly periodical,
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
You, pays, moneyand, choice
am not hungry; but thank goodness, I am greedy.
hungry, thank, goodness, greedy
Nearly all our best men are dead! Carlyle,Tennyson, Browning,George Eliot! I'm not feeling very well myself.
Nearly, our, best, men, dead, feeling, myself
Advice to persons about to marry, don't.
There was one
poor tiger that hadn't got a Christian.
There, one, poor, tiger, Christian
Let us be a nation of shopkeepers as much as we please, but there is no necessity that we should become a nation of advertisers.
us, nation, shopkeepers, we, butthere, weshould, becomea, advertisers, See
Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
Never, today, what, you, can, tomorrow