Read Milton Berle biography
Teachers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes (2001), by Patrick Regan (ed).
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right—I feel ten years older already.
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
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