This winter I hope you get a splinter if you make a toboggan and it is a mahog'un
"Poem about not using tropical hardwoods because it diminishes the rain forests"
My grandmother used to say before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses make sure you're not on about the muck on your own her glasses were filthyJohn Hegley
In the beginning was the dog the real name of Jehovah is Rover. Adam's rib is buried in the gardenJohn Hegley
From Bradford Yorkshire to Bristol Temple Meads you don't have to change your underwear but you have to change at LeedsJohn Hegley