There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Everybody lies about sex. People lie during sex. If it weren't for lies, there'd be no sex.Jerry Seinfeld
What are lawyers really? To me a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there's a problem, the lawyer is the only person that has actually read the inside of the top of the box.Jerry Seinfeld
The biggest laugh has to come at the end.Jerry Seinfeld
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.Jerry Seinfeld