The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
1922 A Guide to Men.
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.Helen Rowland
Never trust a husband too far, or a bachelor too near.Helen Rowland
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.Helen Rowland
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son—and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.Helen Rowland
Oh yes, there is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.Helen Rowland
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.Helen Rowland
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.Helen Rowland
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.Helen Rowland
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.Helen Rowland