"Whom are you?" he said, for he had been to night school.

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of entertainment.

She was a soprano of the kind often used for augmenting grief at a funeral.

A Piker always has his entire Stock of Goods in the Show Window.

Moral: In uplifting, get underneath.

Moral: It all depends.

Moral: Don't try to Account for Anything.

MORAL: If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

MORAL: When Wealth walks in at the Door, the Press Agent comes in through the Window.