I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
All the sincerity in Hollywood you could stuff in a flea's navel and still have room left to conceal eight caraway seeds and an agent's heart.Fred AllenFrom a lost letter to Kenny Delmar quoted in Earl Wilson's syndicated column (May 1959)
California's a wonderful place to live - if you happen to be an orange.Fred AllenReported in Steven D. Price, 1001 Greatest Things Ever Said About California (2007), p. viii.
An advertising agency is 85% confusion and 15% commission.Fred AllenFred Allen, Treadmill to Oblivion, 1954
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