If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.George Carlin
I am perfectly willing to share the room with a fly, as long as he is patrolling that portion of the room I don't occupy. But if he starts that smart-ass fly shit, buzzing my head and repeatedly landing on my arm, he is engaging in high-risk behavior.George Carlin
Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that.George Carlin
One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is "Libertarian." People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy.George Carlin
Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.George Carlin
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