Bette Midler Quotes

1945 -

US comedienne, singer and actress, whose bawdy nightclub act led to a successful career on Broadway and then in films.

1987 On relinquishing the mermaid costume she wore in the 1970s film Clams on the Half Shell. In People, 31 Aug.

I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.

Bette Midler

A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.

Bette Midler
— The Strip podcast interviewed by Steve Friess PODXIES.

The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.

Bette Midler
— From her album 'Mud will be Flung Tonight'