To me, if you are in the same building with Peter Sellers or John Cleese, or any of those guys and holding your own making other people laugh, that’s a compliment.
On being on The Muppet Show.
The minute you step onstage, you get eight feet tallerAlice Cooper
Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.Alice Cooper
Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python.Alice Cooper
I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both. For a long time I used to think "Hey you, get off the floor!" was my name.Alice Cooper
He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.Alice Cooper
From the moment I leave my house or my hotel room, the public owns me. The public made Alice Cooper and I can't imagine ever turning my back on my fans.Alice Cooper
The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.Alice Cooper