Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul will be consigned to eternal torment in the never-ending subterranean barbecue if you fail to follow the whacky edicts of one particular set of puckered dogwhistles or another. You may recall from the great movie Strange Days that a "dogwhistle", is a guy whose asshole is so tight that when he farts, only dogs can hear him.
...you are being the usual slimy hypocritical asshole... You may have had value ten years ago, but people will see that you don't anymore.theo de raadt
Mike, you are such a troll — screw you! I'm not kidding, screw you, you asshole. Screw you.To Michael Arrington, who was trying to imply that receiving a sample Pre for testing pre-disposed him to a favorable review, on YouTube video
A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.Bette Midler
It is hard to explain to people now how hard it was being a punk back then [the 1970s]. If you had short hair, didn't wear bell bottoms and walked down the street, chances are some asshole in an El Camino was going to kick your ass.john roecker
I, for example, am a pompous asshole, but my comics are genius!brian k. vaughan
"I was in the streets marching for civil rights while asshole southern sheriffs were swinging nail studded baseball bats at blacks' heads. Two things you can always count on: I will defend my record on race to no one (sic), under any circumstances and, I will call out any racist, any time without regard to who they are . . . and that includes our half white, racist President."mark williams
[Addressed to Berlusconi who wanted to impose himself on the editorial style of "Il Giornale"] In the art of entrepeneurship, you are certainly a genius, and I an asshole. But in the art of argument the genius is me, and you the asshole.indro montanelli
Michael Moore is a screwed asshole, that is what I think about that case. He stole my title and changed the numbers without ever asking me for permission.Michael Moore
"Beware my Power", asshole!Who: Hal Jordan (Alternate Timeline)
It is hard to explain to people now how hard it was being a punk back then [the 1970s]. If you had short hair, didn't wear bell bottoms and walked down the street, chances are some asshole in an El Camino was going to kick your ass.Wolf, Mary Montgomery (2007). "We accept you, one of us?": Punk rock, community, and individualism in an uncertain era, 1974--1985. ProQuest. p. 226. ISBN 9780549325819.
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.Frank Zappa, Senate hearing on Porn Rock and the PMRC (1985).
You always were an asshole, Gorman.Who: Vasquez
Don't wanna be the only asshole in heaven.Who: William Laughlin (Yaphet Kotto)
[Drake: Adios, asshole.] Huh?!Who: Atoq Navarro
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