If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.
I am ashamed the law is such an ass. See Dickens 267:96.George Chapman
You know, before when (the police went) to work, they used to be like, 'I'm gonna kick somebody's ass today and so I hope I can catch somebody in a bad situation or breaking the law, because I'm gonna beat someone's ass in a big way, I think that attitude has changed.rodney king
I was paid to be a warhead, and anyone who came near me should get knocked into Hell! "I don't care who gets in my way--my mother, my grandmother, my daughter: I'll knock each and every one of them on their ass." "Call me a queer. I'd rather hit than make love, money, or friends."
"Fred, what happened to your ass?" "Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me."jay leno
The ox knoweth his owner, and the ass his master's crib.
Then, one of them broke ranks and rammed his blood-lubed fist straight up my ass and twisted hard, pulled it out and licked the santorum clean.
It is idle to play the lyre for an ass.
There are two thoughts that will ensure success in all you do; (1) Don't tell everything you know, and (2) until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.jim carrey
I've never said, 'I have diabetes, so I can’t bust my ass on this play.'adam morrison
[picket sign] COGITO ERGO NOTHING!....[casual passerby:] "Cogito ergo your ass"....Donald Barthelme
The thing that distinguishes social systems from physical or even biological systems is their incomparable (and embarrassing) richness in special cases. Generalizations in the social sciences are mere pathways which lead through a riotous forest of individual trees, each a species unto itself. The social scientist who loses this sense of the essential individuality and uniqueness of each case is all too likely to make a solemn scientific ass of himself, especially if he thinks that his faceless generalizations are the equivalents of the rich vareity of the world.kenneth boulding
The first principle, when you don't know anything about the subject of a thesis, is to let the candidate talk, nodding now and then with an ambiguous smile. He thinks you know, and are counting his mistakes, and it unnerves him... the second principle of conducting an oral, ... is to pretend ignorance, and ask for explanations of very simple points. Of course your ignorance is real, but the examinee thinks you are being subtle, and that he is making an ass of himself, and this rattles him.Robertson Davies
There are two thoughts that will ensure success in all you do; (1) Don't tell everything you know , and (2) until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
Now, why y'all wanna come into my town and start trouble? Scare all these nice people? You ain't got nothing better to do than to come into Bill Sharp's town and show your ass?Bill Sharp
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