If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.
If it had been a pain in the ass, you wouldn’t be pregnant now.bill allred
My name is Reggie. I'm about kickin' ass, I'm about takin' names, and we're about makin' games.reggie fils-aime
Unos mueren porque sienten y otros viven porque no sienten. Y assí, unos son necios porque no mueren de sentimiento, y otros lo son porque mueren de él.baltasar gracián
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.ernest hemingway
Well, its not that bad. I thought she was going to show me a picture of uhhhh...an eagle on her ass or something.ozzy osbourne
Marry, sir, they praise me and make an ass of me; now my foes tell me plainly I am an ass; so that by my foes, sir, I profit in the knowledge of myself.william shakespeare
By outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated.john gay
“You were a Jesuit?” “Franciscan. We run a close second in being pains in the ass.”joe haldeman
My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line and kiss my ass.christopher hitchens
If thou art rich, thou art poor; For, like an ass whose back with ingots bows, Thou bear'st thy heavy riches but a journey, And death unloads thee.william shakespeare
A silly ass ... wrote a paper to prove me inconsistent. ... Inconsistency is the bugbear of fools! I wouldn't give a damn for a fellow who couldn't change his mind with a change of conditions.
Patience! said the wolf to the ass.
All in the way of joke the wolf goes to the ass.
I will be master of what is mine own; She is my goods, my chattels; she is my house, My household stuff, my field, my barn, My horse, my ox, my ass, my anything; And here she stands, touch her whoever dare.william shakespeare
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!Kurt (Donald) Cobain
Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift no heavy ass weights.ronnie coleman
I'm almost finished Calamity, sweetheart! We'll be back on the road in no time! Then we'll cream that Nazi's ass for us!
Will there never come a season Which shall rid us from the curse? Of a prose which knows no reason And an unmelodious verse: When the world shall cease to wonder At the genius of an ass, And a boy's eccentric blunder Shall not bring success to pass: When mankind shall be delivered From the clash of magazines, And the inkstand shall be shivered Into countless smithereens: When there stands a muzzled stripling, Mute, beside a muzzled bore: When the Rudyards cease from Kipling And the Haggards Ride no more.james kenneth stephen