If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.
Hood an ass with reverend purple, So you can hide his two ambitious ears, And he shall pass for a cathedral doctor.Ben Jonson
There ought to be some other means of reckoning quality in this the best and loveliest of games; the scoreboard is an ass.Sir Neville Cardus
I am ashamed the law is such an ass. See Dickens 267:96.George Chapman
Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears.jim butcher
If it's a pain in the ass, you're shaving the wrong place.kerry jackson
You know, before when (the police went) to work, they used to be like, 'I'm gonna kick somebody's ass today and so I hope I can catch somebody in a bad situation or breaking the law, because I'm gonna beat someone's ass in a big way, I think that attitude has changed.rodney king
If you keep your opposition on their ass, they don't score goals.fred shero
I was paid to be a warhead, and anyone who came near me should get knocked into Hell! "I don't care who gets in my way--my mother, my grandmother, my daughter: I'll knock each and every one of them on their ass." "Call me a queer. I'd rather hit than make love, money, or friends."
I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven’t just been sitting on my ass all afternoon.buckley, william f., jr.
They should call the good man an ass ! They should call the bad ass a man ! ]]Ironically]] ... to speak thus of you, so smart, friend of the old and the young, of the stream and the butterfly , of the sun and the dog , of the flower and the moon , patient and thoughtful, melancholic and lovable, the Marcus Aurelius of the fields…juan ramón jiménez
"I just got shot in the ass with an infected load of semen! Who's the smart-ass?"sam kinison
"Fred, what happened to your ass?" "Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me."jay leno
That tall drink of water with the silver spoon up his ass.
Get away from me fat man, or I'll spork your ass.
The ox knoweth his owner, and the ass his master's crib.
Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and bring them unto me. And if any man say ought unto you, ye shall say, The Lord hath need of them; and straightway he will send them. All this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying, Tell ye the daughter of Sion, Behold, thy King cometh unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a colt the foal of an ass.
She wads up the t-shirt, uses it to wipe a trickle of santorum from her ass, and throws it under the cot.
California , Florida, whatever. Either way, your pale ass is getting a tan.
I've seen gangsta's get religious when they start bleedin Sayin "Lord, Jesus Help Me" cause they ass leakin When that window roll down and that A.K. come out You can squeeze ya lil handgun until you run out And you can run for ya back-up But them machine gun shells gone tear ya back up
It is idle to play the lyre for an ass.
[Black Mage: Okay, are you ready?] Shoot. [Black Mage: Astos? Mo' like yo' ass is toast!]
The only help you're getting from me is... an ass... kicking... fag...
Will there never come a season Which shall rid us from the curse? Of a prose which knows no reason And an unmelodious verse: When the world shall cease to wonder At the genius of an ass, And a boy's eccentric blunder Shall not bring success to pass: When mankind shall be delivered From the clash of magazines, And the inkstand shall be shivered Into countless smithereens: When there stands a muzzled stripling, Mute, beside a muzzled bore: When the Rudyards cease from Kipling And the Haggards Ride no more.james kenneth stephen
Kiss. My. ass.
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