If thou wert the lion, the fox would beguile thee; if thou wert the lamb, the fox would eat thee; if thou wert the fox, the lion would suspect thee, when, peradventure, thou wert accused by the ass...
If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.Charles Bukowski
The light is braying like an ass.
If it had been a pain in the ass, you wouldn’t be pregnant now.bill allred
When I find out who stole it I'll take blood, ass and all!patsy cline
I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.
My name is Reggie. I'm about kickin' ass, I'm about takin' names, and we're about makin' games.reggie fils-aime
Well, its not that bad. I thought she was going to show me a picture of uhhhh...an eagle on her ass or something.ozzy osbourne
Get away from me fat man, or I'll spork your ass.
An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.george eliot
By outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated.john gay
I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks the use of an angelic (or seemingly angelic character), whose likes have been written about for, oh, about 4,000 years, is ripping off Star Trek, has his head so thoroughly up his ass as to have blipped into an entirely new intestinally-based reality and desperately needs to get a wider frame of reference.j. michael straczynski
He made his point well; but he made it too often. And an attack of that kind, personal and savage in its nature, loses its effect when it is evident that the words have been prepared. A good deal may be done in dispute by calling a man an ass or a knave, but the resolve to use the words should have been made only at the moment, and they should come hot from the heart.Anthony Trollope
All I gotta say about Elian is, thank God he's Cuban. 'Cause if he had been Haitian, you'd have never heard about his ass. If Elian Gonzalez was Elian Mumoombo from Haiti, they'd have pushed that little rubber tube back into the water. "Sorry, fella. All full."
Make the Moor thank me, love me and reward me, For making him egregiously an ass.william shakespeare
Patience! said the wolf to the ass.
But my thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman, who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back.Miguel de Cervantes
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!Kurt (Donald) Cobain
Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift no heavy ass weights.ronnie coleman
"The next person's phone I hear set to Vivaldi is going to need a hydraulic pump to pry their phone out of their ass."
I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.