If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.
I am ashamed the law is such an ass. See Dickens 267:96.George Chapman
Hood an ass with reverend purple, So you can hide his two ambitious ears, And he shall pass for a cathedral doctor.Ben Jonson
He that is a traveller must have the back of an ass to bear all, atonguelikethetail ofa dog toflatterall, themouthof a hog to eat all what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing; and if this be not the highest step of thraldom, there is no liberty or freedom.thomas nashe
The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death.Miguel de Cervantes
You know, before when (the police went) to work, they used to be like, 'I'm gonna kick somebody's ass today and so I hope I can catch somebody in a bad situation or breaking the law, because I'm gonna beat someone's ass in a big way, I think that attitude has changed.rodney king
When my time on earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass.bob knight
Silly ass. The land would be much more valuable today.Princess Margaret
I was paid to be a warhead, and anyone who came near me should get knocked into Hell! "I don't care who gets in my way--my mother, my grandmother, my daughter: I'll knock each and every one of them on their ass." "Call me a queer. I'd rather hit than make love, money, or friends."
Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors.hunter s. thompson
There is at this moment a beetle the size of god's ass on the table about six inches from the t-writer. It is worse than anything Kafka ever dreamed, so big I can see its eyes and the hair on its legs — jesus, suddenly it leaped off and now circles me with a menacing whir.hunter s. thompson
"Fred, what happened to your ass?" "Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me."jay leno
Decide what you want, create a map, and get your ass out there!steve maraboli
I suggest that US foreign policy can still be defined as "kiss my ass or I'll kick your head in." But of course it doesn't put it like that. It talks of "low intensity conflict..." What all this adds up to is a disease at the very centre of language, so that language becomes a permanent masquerade, a tapestry of lies.Harold Pinter
The ox knoweth his owner, and the ass his master's crib.
We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.Jack Black
"My Name is Reggie . I'm about kicking ass and taking names -- and we're about making games ."
She wads up the t-shirt, uses it to wipe a trickle of santorum from her ass, and throws it under the cot.
Then, one of them broke ranks and rammed his blood-lubed fist straight up my ass and twisted hard, pulled it out and licked the santorum clean.
It is idle to play the lyre for an ass.
Lord of the world, must I and my ass eat at one crib?
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