Funny Farewell Quotes

There are many funny farewell quotes that people use as their quintessential mantras. Most of the funny farewell quotes may be considered a bit off kilter, while others are right on target. The thing about funny farewell quotes is that they are meant to take the sting out of a “goodbye” and replace the sadness with laughter.

For many people saying goodbye is never an easy thing to do. The very thought of it conjures up feelings of sadness, longing, and even apprehension. Poets, singers and songwriters have all written sayings on how they feel when they have to say goodbye to a friend. While, for the most part, in their poetry or work they discuss their true feelings about saying goodbye, many have managed to mention a line or two about smiling when saying goodbye. More often than not you will find poems where the author laments on having to say goodbye.

If you are searching for funny yet memorable quotes on saying goodbye or farewell, then you might have a tough time finding them. The best place to look for such quotes is to either research your favorite comedians and snag a quote from them or just simply do a general “funny goodbye” search on the Internet. 

Sometimes you may find that it is much easier to get a funny farewell or goodbye quote when you are watching television or even watching the stand-up comedy of your favorite comedian. Otherwise, you may have to face logging on to the Internet and doing an extensive search. You can always think about some of the funny things that friends and family members have offered as goodbye quotes to you in the past. These will often give you a bit of leverage when trying to discern what a funny goodbye quote entails.

Funny Farewell Quotes

The world without laughter can be a very dull place. Here is a list of farewell quotes that are both popular amongst families, and just down right funny.

• "Here’s to good cheer." – Funny Farewell Quotes (Unknown Authors)

• “When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep not screaming like all the passengers in her car.” – Unknown Author
• “When I see your smile, and I know it’s not for me, that’s when I’ll miss you.”
• “Until this moment, I never understood how hard it was to lose something you never had.”
• “Farewell!  God knows when we shall meet again.”
• “Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.”
• “It’s all said and done, it’s real, and it’s been fun.”
• “I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming.”
• “When your dreams turn to dust, it’s time to vacuum.”
• “A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say it.”
• “When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!”
• “90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.”

If you take a look at the quotes listed above, you may notice that most of them are familiar and all of them can definitely put a smile on your face if nothing else.  You may have heard a friend, teacher or a relative say it once or twice in the past. If you take another look at the quotes you may find one that you can identify with. Ask yourself if it is something that you could see yourself saying to a friend or foe when it is time to say farewell. You never know, one of the abovementioned quotes could end up being your signature statement that people will always remember you by.